Must fulfill the following criteria:
-dont get pissed when i flop, i flop a lot. im like an semi-cooked pancake.
-dont text me between the hours of 1am-10am [but if you get a text from me, you should probably reply]
-be willing to hang out with minimal talking
-always be down to get food at any time
-must be low maintenance friend
-be available at almost any time to “just grab a beer” [again, minimal talking]
-be willing to meet my family
-get along with other people in my life [unless we talk shit about them]
-outgoing [except when im not]
-let me call you a dumb hoe bag [i think i’ll be able to handle it if you call me that also]
-drive a car with a valid license
…Can you do all that?
Send me a fucking resume.
Modesty is overrated.
[Beliefs portrayed are that of the creator and not of me, although I am the woman in the picture]
I don’t know if that’s “lame” or not,
but I’m pretty damn happy.
The moment when you realize a child living in total poverty is more happy than you are. Money truly cannot buy happiness. I am in pursuit of that happiness.
This kid can dance.