Insomnia Chronicles
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News discrepencies about the Colorado shooting

A 680 news article states Jessicas’ boyfriend is back home in Toronto and spoke to her before she went into the theater.

On Channel 33 in Toronto, a news reporter stated she was WITH her boyfriend and he was shot but recovering.

Another news station reports that her boyfriend lives overseas.

She escaped the Eaton Centre Shooting only to be killed today in Colorado at another shooting.

This isn’t a time to joke at all. I feel horrible for everyone who was affected by it…. but, who in this place DIDN’T think "Omg, Final Destination is real"

20 July 2012    Reblog    
Crazy Headlining these days.
A guy threw his intestines at cops. Another guy ate off someone’s face. Another one ate his room mates heart and brain. One dude mailed cut up and mailed parts of a body to various places and the Conservatives. And now to add to it, human remains mailed to schools in Vancouver. On the side, an alligator was found in Brampton, a bear attacked a guy in a hot tub in Whistler, the Eaton Centre had shootings and Union Station was flooded. You can’t help but notice things are getting a little bizarre in a short period of time.

Last night I was working at the club taking pictures and a group of people approached me asking if I was the girl in the Shit Guyanese Parents Say video.

I felt. So Special.

Mindblowing Video Mapping/graphics on historical clock: Countdown to Astronomical Clock.

29 March 2012    Reblog    

Sir, your headlight is…

OH. MY. Gosh.

Amazing.

#wolf  #wolves  #wow  #omg  #amazing  #polica  #russia  
Had no idea they were brothers.
But I can so see it now.
Dave Franco [From 21 Jump St.] and James Franco [127 Hours]

Had no idea they were brothers.

But I can so see it now.

Dave Franco [From 21 Jump St.] and James Franco [127 Hours]

I need some legit friends.

Must fulfill the following criteria:

-dont get pissed when i flop, i flop a lot. im like an semi-cooked pancake.

-dont text me between the hours of 1am-10am [but if you get a text from me, you should probably reply]

-be willing to hang out with minimal talking

-always be down to get food at any time

-must be low maintenance friend

-be available at almost any time to “just grab a beer” [again, minimal talking]

-be willing to meet my family

-get along with other people in my life [unless we talk shit about them]

-outgoing [except when im not]

-let me call you a dumb hoe bag [i think i’ll be able to handle it if you call me that also]

-drive a car with a valid license

…Can you do all that?

Send me a fucking resume.

Mom’s going to have a fun day today.

So my mom and I are cleaning upstairs. She walks into my room and finds some old brownies. She takes a bite, she likes them. So, she takes ALL of them and says, “I’m just going to finish these.”….

They have weed in them.

This is not a joke. This legit just happened.

Greys Anatomy and Private Practice crossover episode!

I watch both shows so im super excited for next week. [Feb 16th preview]

I have three things to say.
1) Wow Elijah and Klaus
2) Good job photoshopping [except for the satin sheet], I’m impressed
3) [my opinion]- Again, why are they trying to use sex to sell The Vampire Diaries. These people don’t even HAVE sex in the show anymore. I just find it over the top. There’s no need for it [despite it being a lil sexy]. I just don’t think they should use sex as a marketing point for TVD.

I have three things to say.

1) Wow Elijah and Klaus

2) Good job photoshopping [except for the satin sheet], I’m impressed

3) [my opinion]- Again, why are they trying to use sex to sell The Vampire Diaries. These people don’t even HAVE sex in the show anymore. I just find it over the top. There’s no need for it [despite it being a lil sexy]. I just don’t think they should use sex as a marketing point for TVD.